Whoops.
I was talking to a friend of mine who's a social worker and made a reference to my old stoned-looking Siamese as a window licker.

"Window licker? What does that mean?"

I responded by belming and gurning and mimed leaning against a window with my tongue out. I was coldly informed that that was not funny, ever.

Damn youze, b3ta! Were it not for you lot I wouldn't know these terms.

How has b3ta gotten you into trouble lately? (Other than slacking off at work and surfing.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 1:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone at work has just set up an account here.
I've figured out their username, but they don't know mine, and they don't know that I know theirs. I feel a childish urge to bait them and slag off their posts at every turn, and see how far I can push them.
So, in answer to your question: I'm not in trouble yet, but if I play my cards right I could cause an argument very soon.
Wish me luck, eh?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 3:14, Reply)

Not b3ta directly.
But sickipedia has on occasion.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 8:27, Reply)

Window licker
does exactly what it says on the tin...

Not got me into trouble yet, but if my neighbour reads this site it won't take him long to stop talking to me thanks to my post earlier this week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:09, Reply)