I was just browsing this mornings posts
and I couldn't help but notice this little gem:



Now is it me, or is that an exceptionally cruel way of telling your new husband that you're leaving him for a stranger on the internet that you've never even met?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:05, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It seems about right to me
You're an irresistable Caracal of sexual prowess.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Just saying you're leaving for Al is bad enough.
Cruel beyond belief.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Is this going too far?
You would tell me if I crossed the line wouldn't you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

I might,
but you would just shriek "MTFU" and run away, giggling like a girl.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Oh undoubtedly
but at least I would have been told.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Well, I don't think you have gone too far.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Snakes with tits.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

True Story
A former Welding tutor of mine had to stop swearing becuase he had two young daughters.

When he saw the pig's ear I'd made of this piece of welding he said.

What have you done, you... you....BANANAHEAD
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

You should bookmark that one for your biography
it'll sell millions
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

You
sneaky little mofo!!

I also saw your drawing, we shall be having words mr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Sneaky?
Moi? I don't know what you mean? I'm only posting what I read.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Nope you're sneaky
I actually had to go back and check what I wrote, you made me doubt myself you, you, BUMFACE!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'd really appreciate it if you could stop this.
I mean, it's really putting me and Mrs. Al off.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh
No he didn't!!!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Your husband just implied he was shagging my mrs
I hope you're not going to let him get away with that sort of thing.

BRING THE PAIN!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

IT'S RAIN, GODAMMIT, BRING THE RAIN.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)