Standards are slipping!
Why, in my day you wouldn't get inside a Catholic Church dressed like that. Not unless you were a member of the clergy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you should have seen my cousin's wedding
my family claim to be catholics as well. Bunch of trollops, the lot of them. I'm a heathen and I wouldn't set foot in a church dressed the way those hoo'ers do!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I've never even been in a catholic church, but, from what I can tell around here
you're required to have long, slightly disheveled braided hair, a slight paunch and birthing hips covered by a skirt that stretches to your ankles and a pastel t-shirt with 5-8 spawn standing near or clinging to you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

in Liverpool
You have to be wearing an orange tan and a garishly patterned mini-dress. And only attend church when Ritz-Carlton-Seychelles-Marie needs baptizing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)