bottle opener keyring
FTW.

Been carrying the same V2 Martini one that was given to me by some Student Union barman for over 10 years now.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't drink much out of bottles
But, like carrying a light, it helps you make friends.

Ooh, need to buy a decent lighter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

^this
Women who ask for a light are asking for it (yes, I know you're a lady). But I've had more use with my bottle opener offering it to others than using it myself.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

This is why those belts
That have a bottle opener on the back are pure, sexual WIN.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

that does sound suave
I'd probably fall over and do a vertabrae in though
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I always give it to people
I find it helps start conversation :)

I saw a four-pack in the poundshop, I hope they're £1...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

ORLY?
I always give it to people
I find it helps start conversation :)

I find it helps much more than just conversation.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Hahahahah
I wish that were the case :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

anytime you want
to start a conversation with me, feel free to go ahead.

I can produce references if required
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

That's becuase your a horrific slut.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I was taught by the best
:P
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:13, Reply)

+a

( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

*scratches head*
Aaah, beast. Yes I was. And that's pre-Disney Beast when he was all badass.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)