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( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Looks like rollies in the near future. I need to find someone to teach me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

The best teacher for that
Is pure desperation.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Are you complimenting my rolling skills or insulting my desperation?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I dunno yet.
I found that the more desperate you are for a cigarette, the better your rolling skills get if you've only got a pouch of tobacco and papers.

Assuming you're used to smoking straights.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Straights are for gays.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Meh.
I'm too lazy to smoke rollies.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:03, Reply)

what chompy said
so much. being able to roll a good cigarette is an essential man skill, like being able to make a fire.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Vass only had enough tobacco for a 1/3 of a rollie
between 2 other people.

They smoked it together.

Last time he ran out he had the sobranie I gave him (he'd never had one, he'd been saving it for a special...ahem, "special" time. He actually called me and gibbered down the phone)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

what the fuck is a sobranie?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Sobranie Black Russians.
Stupidly fancy cigarettes.
I'll bring some tomorrow.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

ok then,
I don't have to get the last tube!
I can walk to euston from the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Excellent!
I still have to get the last tube though. Stupid Essex.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

S'all about Cocktails bbz

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Fuck that shit.
I'm not smoking pink cigarettes. Or yellow. Or pastel-blue.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

PURPLE
PURPLE GOD DAMN IT


(I'm a fully-fledged menthol girl now. The ones from Barcelona dutyfree are 8 0.8 8, not bad :D)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Top Trumps eh?
*looks in pocket*

10 0.8 10
Lucky Strike for the win.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Lucky Strikes are that strong?
Aren't those standard size as well?!

I raise you cocktails which are 10 0.9 10!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

The Reds are, yeah.
And they're regular size.
Anyway, this conversation is pretty lame.

I'm quitting smoking soon, anyhow.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Lampito is lame
I met her once.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Fuck off, you :P
Sorry for being boring, Stew.

just cause I beat you with pink cigarettes
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Nope...
It's just really making me wanna go for a smoke.

*waits for horrific pandering revolving around "pink cigarette"*
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Ah sozbbz.
I quite fancy one too. But I'll be ok. I want Pet to get back now, I went for lunch with his Mother. She's worried about him, but he'll be ok.

I hope.

List is getting quite big.
And it's just kitchen.
Not even FOOD yet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

But its true
I read it in The Sun
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'm only lame because I crippled myself on a fence.
The bruising is quite scary.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

LIES!
You're lame due to huge levels of shitness
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

tis how I learned as well
I'm not what you'd call a prolific roller - picture a 4 year old tying their shoe laces - but I can do the job well enough.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)