Hahaha, l'm watching the news and they're taking about the LA wildfires.
Twice, the presenter said "they're dropping fire retarded" before she realized.....made me giggle!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:11, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I watched TV once.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

LIEZ!!!!111

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:13, Reply)

NO I REALLY DID
There were magical moving pictures and it was like I had been to another world but then mum sent me to bed and when I woke up there was a cup of tea.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Did she wank you off while you were drinking the tea?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I thought it felt funny
You know, like I wasn't touching myself.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I just figured I'd been lying on my arm too long.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's retardANT

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Yes, it is Kristine,
that's why it's so lolarious
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

we americans caint speak right

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 18:02, Reply)

My favourite is Sir Trevor
when he said "Cunt Kent-ryside."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

My favourite was when I meant to say "Mum, can you pass the salt"
and I accidentally said "Dammit you bitch WHY DID YOU RUIN MY LIFE!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

then had sex with her
because you fuck your own mother.

you siiiiick bastard.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I fucked your Mother
It was warm, passionate and consenual.
I provided her with the things your Father couldn't, like an erection.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

You wouldn't know warm, passionate and consenual.
if it fucked you in the arse, or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

That's a freudian slit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:54, Reply)