Two catfaces?
For double penetration?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this conversation makes me sad
that I won't be there this weekend :'(
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
You're going to miss me slipping it to DiT's lady too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I doubt
she'll even notice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I'm counting on that

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

that's a beautiful image
al pummelling away while everyone else is deep in conversation. Just as he approaches the billy mill roundabout all red faced and with beads of sweat trickling down his stupid beard, DiT notices and with exasperation sighs, "Darling, al's violating you again. Be a dear and give his old John Thomas a whack with this frozen teaspoon. He'll soon learn."
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Stupid beard?
You leave The Pork Scratching alone!
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Why do you
now have an even more stupid name?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I think you'll find
That it's stew-pid.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Arf!
Also the beard is no longer stupid. I cut it off in a fit of pique.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I had a "beard-trimming accident"
Last night.
It was pretty bad.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Nooooo
Say it ain't so, I love that beard! Shame about its transportation device.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:28, Reply)