One of the children in my new class is a B3tard in the making
We were discussing rules and I asked them to tell me about rules they had at home.
Most of them said something like 'I need to eat my dinner before I watch TV".
So this one lad had his hand up,
"Yes, what rule do you have at home?"
And the reply came -
"My duck has got a hole in it's beak".


How do you answer that?

*edit* I'm busy typing up the class rules.
What do you think I should include?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Perhaps he was just too polite to say
"My dick has got a hole in it's peak".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:29, Reply)

you're not allowed to slap them anymore...
so that makes it a tricky question...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:29, Reply)

if your shoelaces are untied you have to tie them then spin around 5 times before you can sit at your desk

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:52, Reply)