Evening all!
I'm staying in tonight. I have been drinking/eating out too much. I need to save money and lose weight. I have weird toe-pointing-in-the-wrong-direction cramp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening tootin' roota
Is the toe cramp likely to be something to do with having shoes that assume all toes are normal?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Howdy Spak!
My toes have minds of their own. Especially since a mystery drunken injury earlier this year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Ah, mystery drunken injuries
At university, I was both a drinker and a martial artist. Sometimes, I would end up with bruises and I couldn't tell if it was from my martial art classes or from my drunken escapades.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

This happened
On the same night that I went to my mum and dad's house at 6am because I'd lost the keys to my flat. Other injuries included a set of marks on my upper arm that, over the course of the week, clearly transpired to be a perfect handprint. I think the fairground grabber technique had been employed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)

So had you completely forgotten about that?
Was it only once the bruises shaped up that you realised this?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I still don't remember.
That's just what the evidence suggests. There was club-sludge on my other arm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:57, Reply)

rub your nippleths
I'm sure that will help
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Actually...
my toe-pointy cramp gets worse when I'm turned on, so I'd better not do that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I didn't say 'get aroused'
I said 'touch your nippleths'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Causal link...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

touching your nippleths arouses you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Yes. If I do it in a nice strokey way,
And maybe pinch a bit. And pretend it's someone else doing it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

really?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Don't you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I'm more interested in talking about what turns you on

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Ok. What you wanna know?
Oh, spooky! THE CAT JUST JUMPED UP AND BIT MY TIT! Fortunately I'm wearing a nipple-friendly foam-moulded bra. Do you think my cat's been reading this thread and getting ideas?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Didn't realise
That you had a lisp.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

only with the word nippleths

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Oh dear
That thuckth.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

the word nipples is fun
I just made it more fun

say it
say Nippleths
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Tried it.
Been out in the back yard having a smoke and crooning "Nipples...nippelths...nipples...nippleths".

Nice recipe, but add a P for resonance. "Nipppleths..."

Launch yourself off the first syllable, linger on the triple P, then gently exhale the sibilance of the closing syllable.

Beautiful.

Now try "Whore". See how far you can elongate that word.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

For added effect, add a silent K to the front
Knipppleths FTW.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)

or Knippplethteeth
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:30, Reply)

whooooooooooooooore
thats the best way to say it
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrre
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

That's what I'm thinking
But it's needing some more vowels.

Whuuuuuooooooooaaaarrrr.

Something like that.

Although that's a bit of a being sick noise.

"Hey! You! Whuuuuuoooooaaaarrrr! I'll pay to oscilate your nippppleths."

I'll try that tomorrow night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I think you've gone too far

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Show me a diagram
Of where "far" is and I'll either agree with you or not.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)

I hope this helps
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I am chastised
And will slink off to bed now with head down.

If I had a tail it would be down too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:17, Reply)

but too far is a good thing sometimes!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:18, Reply)

If you pronounce it in a Geordie accent
you can add an extra syllable.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Good man yerself
Because my accent isn't too far removed from Geordie (grew up not far from Blaireau) and I therefore have a natural propensity to bung as many vowels into a word as I can.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 21:24, Reply)

My nana calls them nibblets.
She once said that my eyelash curlers looked like "nibblet removers".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)