What has that got to do with anything? :D
Seriously though. Epic battle between Thucydides and Herodotus. One writing "clinical" scientific history. One writing PEOPLE history. Which would you rather read? I'm going with the giant ants.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Which bit?
Becky wanted to know magnificent things about me. You ain't going to get much more magnificent than a 90' six armed statue.

What should I be holding in four of my hands? I'll be needing a glass of Merlot in one hand and a Rothmans in the other.

That leaves four spare.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I thought you meant MY last line >_<
as it was a reply to me and all...Sozbbz.

A couple of cocks?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

No.
I'm a male man, y'see.

And straight. Though currently in remission.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

They could be your own.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I don't have two cocks.
I have one that's pretty much redundant.

Maybe I could have a mouth organ in one hand, a kitten in another, a book in the third and a picture of a furry dwarf in the last.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 20:56, Reply)