Some day
I hope I'll be at that level, where I can just fiddle about with my guitar and create half decent music to almost anything, but at the moment I only have a shoddy guitar and little amp to practice on.

One day I'll be a megastar though, and you'll all be attending Monkeysex gigs, paying three thousand million pounds to get balcony seats, while I piss the world's smoothest blues licks into your ears on my fat Gibson ES-330, or whatever it's called.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I found that getting new gear made my play better
also, playing with other people as much as possible is the best way to develop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Exactly that
but I never have time for that kind of thing, so I'll just stick to fiddling with my Squier in my underpants for now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:31, Reply)

as long as you enjoy it, that's the main thing
I started playing when I was about 12 or 13 I think, can't remember why, but I'm glad I stuck with it, despite being pretty shit for quite a long time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Shitness is all in your mind, Vipros
You've got to believe in yourself, do you believe in yourself Vipros? Because you know you should.

I want to lay you down on my couch and sing you a little song.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

then that is what you shall do!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Ok, just lie down while I stroke your hair
Luh-vin' you, is easy cos you're beautiful...
and everythin' that you doooo, is all about lovin' you...
lalalala, lalalala, lalala-lalalala
mmm-dodoo-do-doo

aaaaAAAAAaaaa...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)