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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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INTERNET HARDMANNING

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
WATCH IT, I KNOW KARATE AND I ONCE PUNCHED A MAN SO HARD HIS BALLS FELL OFF AND THEN I WENT AND DONE IT ON A PAGE 3 GIRL.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Did you touch her nipples and stuff?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)
Did you chuck your muck up her
did you do it in your porsche?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
I TOTALLY DONE IT ALL OVER HER FACE, AND SHE LOVED IT, AND THEN HER MATES LICKED IT OFF HER WHILE I FIRED UP THE JET.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)
Well done internet :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Silly al, women don't *have* nipples.
And I should know, having had it off with loads of birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)
If women don't have nipples
how do they know where the ends of their boobies are?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)
IT'S WHERE MY MOUTH IS, BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)
Haha
EDIT but your mouth can't simultaneously be on every booby in the land...? ...or can it...?

Omnipre-orifice, HO
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)
If there is a lady in the room
DiT will be on her nipples faster than Psychochomp can pander to a 17 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)
He's a chesticular limpet?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:20, Reply)
I hate you very much al.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I hate you very much al I want to wank you off wearing oven gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

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