I watched the beginnings of a threesome on the tube last night
from three spectacularly ugly participants. They got off at the same stop as me, but I didn't feel the need to follow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Spectacularly ugly?
Even by B3tan standards?

Oh, and hello.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Yes, even then
Lo Bert
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Blimey
they must have been Sloth from the Goonies ugly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

To be honest
if your ugly and you get the chance for a threesome, you know in your heart that the other participants are also gonne be mingers.

Was it a boy boy girl one or a boy girl girl?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Ugly/Ugly/Ugly
it's all the same.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

When there's ugliness involved
I don't think the sex of the participants matters.

I've done boy-boy-angry meercat far too many times
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Boy boy girl
Well I think they were anyway. One of the guys was showing off his manliness by swinging from the rail over the door. I was almost overcome by his powerful pheromones
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Fantastic.
"Oi love! LOVE! Look at me! LOOK! I'm hanging off the thing look! I am a prime example of the species and you subconsciously want to procreate with me. OH YEAH"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

OMG, were you there, did you see him too?
I really don't know how I maintained my composure when his belly fell out of his trousers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Oh man
if I'd been there I'd have totally been all over them, I'd have taken them home, there would've been dicks, tongues, fingers and three inch cysts everywhere. We'd have had a gay old time, I'd have done them all one by one, and then we'd have played Scrabble while watching The Big Question on TV, and fwapping each other over Nicky Clark. Yeah.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)