ARBITRARY THREAD TITLE DESIGNED TO GARNER A SWEATY-PALMED REACTION!!!
Come on, fatties, let's see you wobble. What's on your mind?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:10, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Excel
I'm a very interesting person.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

*sits down*
Tell me more, O wise and interesting sage.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

going on holiday
I have less than a week left. concentrating on work is more of a struggle than usual.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I can imagine that it is a constant nightmare for you.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

you have no idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

im in two minds
about whether or not to upgrade to windows 7 or just do a re-instal of XP

and

whether to go for a shite or not...that black coffee i had 20 minutes ago is beginning to work its magic.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Just take some LOLDRUGZ and then all will be right with the world.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

you
got any?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

O INTERNET

(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

how urgent
is the re-install needed?

If it's not, and your comp is up to spec. then definitely wait. I b3ta tested Windows 7, and it is bloody fantastic. Don't recommend it on a minimum spec though, it can be quite slow at times.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Last night's cocktails
80s rawwwk night. The David Coverdale-endorsed cocktails included Rum for the Hills, Deep Purple, Motley Spew, and Dr Feelgood.
I do not feel good. But I do not feel bad. This is a worry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Rum for the Hills sounds like an excellent concoction.
Well done IRL for you. *awards points*
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:43, Reply)

That was the nicest one.
I've left the menu at home. I took a crap photo of it on my phone, so I'll try to see what was in it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'm carving dildos from Grano Padano right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Cheesy dildos?
You'll be very popular with the ladies on this site, I can tell you.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I already am.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

But what about when you run out of cheese?
Will a stale wotsit do the job?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

If I'm honest, it's never happened.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Oh come on, you sly old dog.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)