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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll give you free handjobs for life if you can get me pregnant.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:34,
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Bend over and we'll let the procreation commenceMy sperms are so potent that they take their own eggs with them, we'll have you up the duff in no time.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:36,
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At least I'll have an excuse for this gut.If I'm honest, I'm not sure I'm prepared to carry your genetic material inside me for nine months. At least usually I can get rid of it with a quick personal douche.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:39,
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Douche?You can suck the come out of your own anus?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:48,
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