that's not just bad spelling though
it's complete butchery. it shows absolutely no grasp of what basic words means, let alone how to properly use apostrophes and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I once saw someone eat a dessert with a soup spoon.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

what....
I hope you gave them what for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That's even worse than eating soup with a dessert spoon!
What plebs...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I once ate a spoon in the desert with a soup

( Peej, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I USE A TABLESPOON TO STIR MY TEA

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I ate a yoghurt with a fork

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I forked 8 yoghurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop it stop it stop it! You're all aggravating my autism! ONLINE!
*shudders*
*counts to 100 obsessively in different languages*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

HAHAHAHA IM JUST KIDDIN
I don't drink hot tea
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

*mutters repeatedly under breath, "23 stirs anticlockwise"*
*tries not to think of cold tea*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

how come iced tea is so delicious but hot tea gone cold is terrible?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

We need an expert to answer this.
I think it's the milk that makes a difference when it's gone cold - yet cold coffee is quite palatable, so maybe I'm talking shite. Online.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

coffee gone cold is nasty
I think you're just talking rubbish
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

More than likely!
Or maybe it's because I've never had a hot one since giving birth ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I read that as
"hahaha I have a kid and you don't, you'll be alone for the rest of your days getting old and wrinkly. I'll be living a fulfilling life with my family while you die alone clutching your cup of hot coffee"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

No, not at all!
Truth is I'm 40 with sagging pelvic floor muscles - I have to cross my legs every time I sneeze or cough. Every time I make a coffee it goes cold because I can't remember where I put it, due to brain coming out with the placenta, resulting in fuckwittery. I think you win!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

unlikely
I have to cross my knees when I sneeze too :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that is a good question
I've never let a cup of tea go cold without milk in though, which I suspect may have something to do with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Vast amounts of sugar
Probably. It makes most cold things nicer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)