How could you possibly be shown in any other light?
The basis of it is that you mercilessly bullied an 18 year old girl with a relentless stream of paragraph-long, condescending posts over her naivety about moving in with her boyfriend.

Yay you, al. Well done indeed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*Stands behind Bert*
*points*

*nods*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I hope that tonight
when he goes home to his fiancee he can tell her all about what a big, strong man he is, and give her multiple orgasms with a simple raise of his left eyebrow
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)

have you been spying on my techniques?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

No, but I'd like to
give me one of your special moves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)

*prepares for an angry dragon*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

DON'T
I saw that film 'Donkey Punch', and although I don't object to being killed in that manner, I'd be deeply offended if I were associated with anything so tediously poor
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)