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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You are 100% correct.It's fucking shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:28,
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I'm thinking of bullying celery.Hopefully it will be home-schooled as a result and i won't even have to clap eyes on the STRINGY, GREEN REPULSIVE SHIT ever again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:46,
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I heard celery has started cutting itself and telling it's mum that it's a teacher training day so it can stay at home.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:48,
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Who wants something that looks like tubes of grass but tastes like Pear's Soap mixed with white pepper?Who???
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:49,
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Who is familiar with the taste of Pear's soap mixed with pepper?Who???
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I've never mixed the two, to be honest with you.But I've tasted both and feel that this gives me an insight into how they would taste. Together.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:51,
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That's probably fair enough.I was just being a pedantic old git as usual, you weird, soap-tasting type.
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In that case...*pulls tongues and calls you an auld bastid*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:55,
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Tongues?How many tongues do you have?
...unhand my tongue, you weird, soap-tasting type!
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I was young and foolishAnd I was mainly a soap-powder taster really.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:04,
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I've tasted it.I tasted it the last time I accidentally ate CELERY.
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