Let the cat out first!
I beseech thee! Oh no, you don't like cats, do you. Oh well, he's a little bastard anyway. I'll get one that's more friendly. As you were. You can burn my neighbours too if you like.

No wonder you married him. His penis is made of 'lectrics. At least it looks that way from the pic he gazzed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Mwahahaha
Nope, don't like cats - Ha-harrr!

I shan’t burn down your neighbours houses as they haven’t done anything to upset me – you on the other hand have!!

*Wanders off to re-fuel the flamethrower!*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It's not my fault
that your husband gazzed me a picture of his 'lectric peen.
And a pie recipe.
Oh, wait. It was just a pie recipe. I imagined the 'lectric peen.

Truce?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Hmmmm...
I shall stop burning for now... hows that?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*singed*
Yes. Thanks. *sleeps with one eye open*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

*enters sandman*
He's biting the pillow tight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Hahaha
I so very nearly posted that too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

LOLOCAUST!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)