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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You tell em girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Yeah
Get off my rooting patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)
You're scouse!
The only place you go rooting is through pockets!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Hence my nick-name ;-)
Iz rootin in ur binz, stealin ur identitz
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)
I guessed that would be the reason
but as we were talking about mildly attractive young ladies I thought it deviated enough to reference your THIEVING WAYS, thief!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)
Check your back pocket
Mwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)
What?
Awww shit! Ooh, I have a lovely arse!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Yeah but your money's long gone
And why do you carry that picture round with you? Weird if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Hey, look
everything in the picture is legal, just a little improbable, but we'll put that down to my flexibility.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)
Who took it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Me
Yup! Flexible...

I bet you're interested now, eh?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)
I'll be more interested
When that bit of sick goes back down into my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Hah
nothing like what I got in my stomach that day.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Oh God what are you????
Are you a monkey?
Here, have your pic and your money back. Go and sit over there with your hands on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Which?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)
*phones the bizzies*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)
They'll have a had time getting here
some sod's got their cars up on bricks.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)
LOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Don't feel bad
just 'cos you've been sussed.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)
I only ever took hubcaps that I found in the road
I never took any from a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

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