I once
Ripped open the underside of my chin, and my shoulder, attempting a bunny hop on my bike. I landed, the front wheel flew off and so did I. Only superficial in the end, but quite sire when you're 8 years old.

A week later, when i was almost fully healed, i dared my friend to cycle through a strret rounders game. He did, fine - my turn. Being thick, i went at the same time as the batsman ran, right into me. Re-opened everything and got hosed down by my friend's mum who was watering the garden.



My brother once sliced his knee open on a pastry cutter chasing my sister. That was nasty, two inches long, very deep, blood everywhere.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)