If you could murder
one person you know, who would it be, how would you do it and why?

Personally i would like to keep my boss in a cellar and leave her to starve to death. But have a one way viewing window were she could see me nomming chops and roast potatoes, but i couldn't see her.

why?

cos she is a fat hunchbacked cunt, with corned beef bingo wings who thinks she is a great manager, but sadly is only good at being an annoying bastard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:08, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Only one?
The list is far too long...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

fill yer boots
reign destruction on THEM ALL
smite the cunts, every last one
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

My neighbour.
For he is a cunt. I would hang him by his belt that keeps his far too big trousers up around his armpits and whilest he is being hung I would make him listen to recordings of himself singing, but backwards just to piss him off.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

You terrible bully!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

But the man is evil and must be stopped.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

That's what the Romans said about Jesus.
Do you hate the baby Jesus? Do you?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

If the baby Jesus stopped me from building a new back yard wall then yes, I would hate the baby Jesus just as much.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I bet if you did it in your pance he would let you.
This advice bought to you by Slip Digby Land Disputes, LLC.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I can't actually think of anyone, really.
Forced removal of hands to keep them off the internet, but that's about it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

You're EVIL.
Who would it be, go on, go on, go on, go on!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)