Get yourself a smoking jacket and a cigarette holder.

( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you talk to Al,
he'll tell you that I already have the smoking jacket, in crushed velvet. He'll also tell you that I have a Turkish catamite.


I deny any such allegations.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm sure you do.
But however untrustworthy Al is (and that's very), I can quite imagine you in such attire.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

And we've never even (knowingly) met!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Amazing huh?
For some reason, I always feel like you've been here as long as I have, which makes me think I should have met you by now!
Still, maybe you'll make it to London for the Bash just before Christmas.
( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I'm pretty much a cert for the November one.
December, I'm not so sure yet. We'll see.

EDIT: You're not the only person who's told me I've been around ages. Chickenlady said the same thing a couple of years ago - I'd been a member for five months at that point.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

You've clearly made an impression :)

( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)