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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
At least I can get out
coz I'm not tangled in a web.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 20:30,
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16 years ago)
you're rubbish and I'm glad your nipple doesn't talk
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 20:38,
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It only talks when it grows teeth.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 20:48,
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*stares at nipple worryingly*
I think I want mine back now, please.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:14,
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OK. You can have it back. I had many evenings of fun playing with it, and learning what makes you tick.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:25,
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*twists off mistaspakkamans nipple*
*presents it*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:30,
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* Gives Kristine's nipple one last tweak *
* twists it off *
* presents it *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:33,
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*drops mistaspakkamans nipple into his hand*
*swipes her own*
*twists it on*
oh thats a tight fit, innit, what you been doing to my nipple?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:36,
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I may have got carried away and turned it into a nippelth
Hence it doesn't screw in so easily.
Mine's a bit sore, but the soreness is somehow pleasurable.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:38,
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and I gave you the good one and everything
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:40,
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Don't worry
It should return to it's normal size if you leave it alone for a while.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:45,
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*saddest of sad faces ever*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:50,
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