Paracetamol is your friend, lots and lots of it
Add a 3litre dash of vodka.
Don’t forget the obligatory 4am call to inform her that you only have 15 minutes to live.
Simmer gently adding various half arsed cuts along the arms.

Repeat as and when necessary.
(Anushka just call me james, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's the spirit
Edit: Make sure you tell the internet about it when you decide to do it though. We do so hate to be kept out of the loop!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:19, Reply)

well any spirit will do as long as it's 3 litres
whichever one floats his boat
(Anushka just call me james, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:22, Reply)

What about Pernod?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 22:26, Reply)

accounts suggesting suicide are bad
think about it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:39, Reply)