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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Go round to her houseand lick her until you come down with it yourself.
EDIT unless she's dead, in which case the licking may be less tasty, but more likely to get you the disability benefit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:58,
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She's aliveI'll give it a go. Not fussy on the taste of perm lotion though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:00,
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Add Talcum powder to taste(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:03,
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Man, they're sexyI wish I had some now, but like big ones, Parma Violets the size of dinner plates, imagine that... cor, I've messed my trousers again.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:06,
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