The one-trick pony who never says anything but how great he is
never does anything, never comes up with any original thoughts or ideas, always just 'I'm JMG, I'm great, post now'.

I'd fuck him til his eyes bled.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I should get the line "calm down" in early, here..
Calm down.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Ah, yes, good ol' automated talk response #47
I'm perfectly calm, I'm trying to encourage you to do more; something different.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Yes.
Just like that.

You people shouldn't always look to debate JMG because he's so popular and smart.
It'd be like Steven Hawking turning up to a b4sh and the fattest of the pride punches him in the stomach for a half hour.
Whilst crying.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That's a fair comparison
I can certainly imagine you as a cripple dribbling in a chair
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I'm not going to argue with you in front of all the fat girls, you know?
Was it YOU the other night who got tearful?
This is appearing very much like the same debate.


:(
Ohhh QOTW. Come on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I won't debate with you, JMG
the fat girls do nothing for me, but if you persist with your internet bullying of me I probably will cry, and then I'll get my big brother on you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:36, Reply)

How have you managed to single yourself out, here?
This is far from bullying. I just think you want to play second fiddle in this month's best QOTW thread.
Then tell me I repeat myself again.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

You're right, I'm just an attention-seeking AIDsface

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I'm B3ta's leader.
Case closed. Well done all round.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I don't dispute that
but I think there may be some ginger bloke you're going to have to kick in the giblets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Not really. There was even talk lately of a /JMG board with Internet cr3.
Case closed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Sounds like he was pandering to you
Like a care worker giving a lollipop to a retard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

You're clinging on to JMG, trying to raise an argument again.
Yet you all claim I repeat myself.
This is all very silly behaviour. I expect lies from QOTW, but not silliness.


For the record I expect fat people on all the boards.
I'm yet to be proven wrong.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I wasn't!
It was a compliment. Now, don't get your knickers in a twist, have a lollipop.

*pats on head*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Still hoping to get something going.
Looking needy, there..
:(

In many ways I'm more a father figure, than a hero.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I've always needed somebody to look up to...

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)