Hello Wobblers! Internet favourite JMG here.
As this is now QOTW's highlight for the month. Who'd like to put forward some plans you have in mind for QOTW?
This is a big chance to be noticed by loads of other like minded loners. As I, JMG am posting. It's VERY serious internet.

Thank you for your continued fan worship.

Yours,
B3ta's leader, JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:17, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to make it my mission
to get you to post something original.

Come on, JMG, we know you can do it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Somebody fell out with me just the other night for not arguing with them.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I think you were looking in a mirror at the time.
It's easily done.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Exactly.
Quite like this. Random comments, most of which looking very silly.
Well done.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Awwww....
How did you rectify the situation?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Which one are are you again?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

The one-trick pony who never says anything but how great he is
never does anything, never comes up with any original thoughts or ideas, always just 'I'm JMG, I'm great, post now'.

I'd fuck him til his eyes bled.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I think I should get the line "calm down" in early, here..
Calm down.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Ah, yes, good ol' automated talk response #47
I'm perfectly calm, I'm trying to encourage you to do more; something different.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Yes.
Just like that.

You people shouldn't always look to debate JMG because he's so popular and smart.
It'd be like Steven Hawking turning up to a b4sh and the fattest of the pride punches him in the stomach for a half hour.
Whilst crying.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That's a fair comparison
I can certainly imagine you as a cripple dribbling in a chair
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I'm not going to argue with you in front of all the fat girls, you know?
Was it YOU the other night who got tearful?
This is appearing very much like the same debate.


:(
Ohhh QOTW. Come on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I won't debate with you, JMG
the fat girls do nothing for me, but if you persist with your internet bullying of me I probably will cry, and then I'll get my big brother on you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:36, Reply)

How have you managed to single yourself out, here?
This is far from bullying. I just think you want to play second fiddle in this month's best QOTW thread.
Then tell me I repeat myself again.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

You're right, I'm just an attention-seeking AIDsface

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I'm B3ta's leader.
Case closed. Well done all round.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I don't dispute that
but I think there may be some ginger bloke you're going to have to kick in the giblets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Not really. There was even talk lately of a /JMG board with Internet cr3.
Case closed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Sounds like he was pandering to you
Like a care worker giving a lollipop to a retard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

You're clinging on to JMG, trying to raise an argument again.
Yet you all claim I repeat myself.
This is all very silly behaviour. I expect lies from QOTW, but not silliness.


For the record I expect fat people on all the boards.
I'm yet to be proven wrong.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I wasn't!
It was a compliment. Now, don't get your knickers in a twist, have a lollipop.

*pats on head*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Still hoping to get something going.
Looking needy, there..
:(

In many ways I'm more a father figure, than a hero.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I've always needed somebody to look up to...

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

JMG? On off topic?!
*swoons*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I often show up for a few moments during the day..
It really IS the thread of the week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Do you live in Norwich.
I always imagine you living in Norwich.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Go on then, sure.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Oh right!
I know Norwich quite well. Which bit do you live in?
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

The middle?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Best day ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Bugger off with your regurgitated tripe.
One Geordie's enough for these parts!
(TheColonel, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Your parts may only like one geordie
but some of us like a little variety now and then
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I like variety as much as the next man,
hence my dislike for said individual, also pointed out by your good self.
(TheColonel, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Even so
the fact that he isn't here often, and Off Topic does need more livening up, even his posts could be considered different here.

I don't dislike the guy, I just think he's capable of doing more.
Thanks for listening.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I suppose.
I read a lot more than I post, it seems a few individuals have become less controversial therefore more boring. Although I'm not really in the position to call people boring.
(TheColonel, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Like who?
Come on, you can tell me, we're all friends here.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I ain't dissin' dizzy rascel, I'm just using this beet as a single example.
It was the first big hit of its kind in the pop charts, pulled a lot of proffit mind, not hard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

yeah but Beyonce has one of the best music videos of all time

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Whenever I read a JMG post I get an errection
even if I've got one at the time I get another one, errection squared.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

errection cubed

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:47, Reply)