Which must mean I am...um...
PsychoChomp.

Yes, I shall be PsychoChomp for a day. Or half an hour.

Whatever makes Bert fiddle with fiddlestick the most...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is PsychoChomp a girl?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Opinions differ on the matter
That is to say, PsychoChomp reckons she's male. Everyone else reckons she's a proper girl. With, like, ladybits and periods and everything.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

But if you are he/she
surely you should know? Hurry up and tell me, I'm itching to put it in you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Good point.
I am PsychoChomp and therefore female, for an as-yet-undetermined length of time to be decided upon when I've decided how pleasant it is to have Bert's fiddlestick in my genuine, bona-fide Lady's Vag-Bit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Oh no
I'm not after your lady bit, I want to stick my cock up your feminine nostrils
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Oh not again, that always gives me a nosebleed.
But then I suppose you can emulate fucking me on a night when I've got the painters in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Yeah
and when I withdraw my mucus and blood covered cock I'll go out into the streets and tell everyone what a filthy little whore you are
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

If you want to wander out onto the streets of Elephant and Castle with your snot-stained cock hanging out then be my guest
And good luck to you.

...we are going back to my place, aren't we?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)