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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What you need to doIs stick your tongue out while chopping. All the fumes are physamagically attracted to the wetness of your tongue instead of your nostrils/eyes.
Maybe...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:40,
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Incorrect sir.What you must do is take a slice of bread, a wooden spoon, a paper tissue, and put them all in your mouth.
Then use the onion in a fine lamb casserole.
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