God, I'm literally weeping at home
because I've been slicing onions
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:32, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you making a lasagne,
for one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

16mins 16mins

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:44, Reply)

14 mins 14 mins

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

9mins 9mins
/this is the highlight of this thread.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

7mins 7mins

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

4mins 4mins
woooOOOo
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Did the onions remind you of your dead father who used to beat you with his squash shoes?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

What you need to do
Is stick your tongue out while chopping. All the fumes are physamagically attracted to the wetness of your tongue instead of your nostrils/eyes.

Maybe...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Incorrect sir.
What you must do is take a slice of bread, a wooden spoon, a paper tissue, and put them all in your mouth.

Then use the onion in a fine lamb casserole.
(Lord Of Lamb, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:44, Reply)

.
I half fill the sink with clean water, then cut off the top and bottom while the onion is underwater. Then, after removing all the skin, I cut the onion in half underwater too.

Never affects my eyes when I do that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Oh really? WOWZERS, oh man, that's so cool.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Don't you
have to go back and get more shopping?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:24, Reply)