STUPID stupid cat!
So I'm laid on my couch watching TV, when Stealth jumps on me. This, in turn, made me jump as I wasn't expecting it, so he got spooked and RAN RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW smashing glass everywhere.
I got him back inside, and he's ok, just a little shook up. Silly little bugger.

Hopefully nobody breaks through the cardboard and rapes me tonight.

Edit for update: The silly little bugger was cut after all on his neck, so I hauled ass down to the emergency animal hospital. He's gonna be ok, they're stitching him up and keeping him in overnight for observation.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:40, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jesus, woman!
I thought MY cat was a liability, but your two take the biscuit...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:44, Reply)

either
your cat is massive, or your glazing company uses shit glass.

Any time my cats run into the window they're met with the kind of comic effect you see in cartoons - a slow squeaky slide to the floor.

Stupid cats indeed
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:58, Reply)

And so much for their sense of balance
because mine regularly falls down the stairs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:12, Reply)

We tend to use toughened 'safety' glass in the UK
which is considerably more force-tolerant than regular sheet glass and shatters into tiny pieces when it does break. Not sure if this is standard in the US.

/ex-joiner
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:36, Reply)

maybe so
but I'm in Spain...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Damn you, internet!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Bionic cat?
or Hollywood window?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:36, Reply)

when he got spooked, he knocked over
a lamp that went through the window and he followed it from his momentum.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:53, Reply)