Regrets, I've had a few
This morning on the way to work I outrageously cut up one of those mini street sweepers. However, press of traffic meant that I then had him sat directly behind me glaring for the next 10 minutes. By the end I almost felt guilty.

Do you have anything hanging around that reminds you of a mistake? Bonus points if they've recently moved in with you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:25, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A strange odour
from my peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nis
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:30, Reply)

It also burns when I pee

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Bonus points!
She was a mistake, but the best mistake I ever made.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Ah yes
The daughter?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Ding!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I will admit
The bonus points were aimed more at someone with a cat's face :-)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I totally knew that.
I'm more than happy to accept them though :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

My ex
we were good friends for a while after we split up, but then he turned in to a giant mental-health-problems-ridden cock, messed me about and really pissed me off. Now I'm all settled with a lovely new bloke he keeps texting me going 'why don't we speak any more? I really miss you. I think it's a shame you've chosen to throw our friendship away' etc etc. It's only the fact that we have a large circle of mutual friends on whom it wouldn't be fair that stops me going Chuck Norris on him. He's like the worst kind of passive-aggressive malingering beerfart.

/may have unresolved anger problems regarding the whole stupid business...
(berk, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

A bitemark on my arm
I am running out of long-sleeved tops.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)