Bugger it, who cares
its done now and I have delightful purpley-green brusies up my arms.

So how is dear old B3TA? Don't think I've been on for about 2 months...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's changed
And it's forgotten who its real friends are.

I have a bruise on my arm too. It's yellow now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Oh dear
Off Topic still the haven of politeness that it was the last time I was on?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not
Are you using sarcasm tabs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Heh.
Possibly
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Well erm, heh
Probably.
Liven up, dole-scum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Dole scum eh?
Sigh.

Yeah at the moment I'm dole scum. I had most of an application written out earlier then my bastarding laptop crashed and lost the whole thing.

I was so annoyed I went and ate three pepperamis.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I feel bad now
Don't eat any more pepperamis. It just isn't worth it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah,
but where else are you going to find compressed spiced donkey genitalia at an affordable price?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Blackpool Prom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Uhf...
doesn't bear thinking about...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

You love it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I've been to
Blackpool.

And Skegness.

Skegness was worse. Only time in my life I've seen a man in a wheelchair beating his son with a plastic spade for burying his daughter in the sand whilst she slept.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

My friend wanted us to go to Skegness last year
I wish I HAD now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

No
No you don't.

Trust me.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I love crapness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

There's
Blackpool crap.

Then there's Bridlington crap.

Skegness approaches Slough Crap
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Wheelchair-bound child-beating though!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

If it makes it any better
he had a tartan blanket over his legs, a beige mackintosh on, and a hat. And he swore a lot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I love him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Interesting....

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

How could you not???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Man the fuck up.
Your mum, etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Duly noted.
Not that I rent my mothers acreage out to just anyone...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)