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How do?
Miss me?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:42, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Like the deserts miss the rai-in"

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

awesome

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)

So how was your holiday?
I get mixed up between Devon and Cornwall but I remember that it was one of those places.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I live in Devon
and have been on holiday right down the end of Cornwall.

It was great. View from the house was unbelievable.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Oh good god, fancy getting those places confused in the presence of a Devonian
Apologies. They're all sandy and sunny and Down There to me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)

it's ok
we accept that you poor northerners don't know the difference
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Phew
Cos you inbreds can pack a punch
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'm an immigrant
so not inbred
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Taking our jobs and our women?
Or a 'good' immigrant?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

an immigrant to devon
from bucks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Ohhhh
*telephone voice* "Hand 'ow hare you findin' Devon, sir?"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I generally travel down the M5
hohoho
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*weeps*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

*gets out the good tea-set*

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Screw you and your boyish charm.
I live in Bucks and I drink tea from a mug.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Don't say 'screw'
in front of him
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

that's right
it's fuck or nothing!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Sorry dude, you're not my type.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)

sure?
my beard is rather silky
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Like a rose misses the rain in the heat of an english summer.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

a simple no would have sufficed

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Stop dodging
and I won't.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

hey yall

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Afternoon Krispina
How goes?
I'm eating a cheese toastie.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

it goes, I'm fixing to do some work right quick, how goes with you?
I'm chewing strawberry lime gum, now that we know whats in each others mouths why don't you tell me about your pants?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Black lace shorts
Yours?

And it goes ok. I'm on my lunchbreak, it's Friday, I'm eating curry tonight yo.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

black lace with pink ties
I'd like to go to the indian restaurant but no one I know will go with me
stupid hicks only want chicken wings and beer
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Fancy!
Can you not order a curry delivery and eat it in your fancy pantz?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

nah, it's 20 miles away
I'll have to go get it...but I don't know what to get.
Criminently
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I don't know what to get yet either.
What time is it there?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

8:50

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

8.50 is not time for hot curry
It's time for cold curry. Nom.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I ain't got no curry at all

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I like your attitude

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

She's fast, isn't she

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

that's how I like it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Fast and loose.
And in pants with pink ties on. Eating curry.
She does sound too good to be true...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

indeed she does
let's get her over here. she's wasted on the americans.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Shall we show her pictures of curry houses
as bait?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

pictures of us enjoying ourselves in them with company would be better

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

You meant curry houses
I thought you mean Krispina's pants for a minute.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

either would be fine

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

unlike other americans I cannot be lured by food

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

tell us your weaknesses
/hypnosis
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

sex and alcohol

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Snap
although with me, the alcohol follows the sex.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

sex is rubbish when you're drunk

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

it took me until quiiiiiite recently to figure that out

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:16, Reply)

me as well
sober sex is where it's at
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Amen

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

fine choices
well done
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

and a good smelling man, too
thats enough to bring me to my knees
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I've heard this said
still not got round to buying any cologne.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

you don't need to, you've got a girl

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

true
but it is nice to smell nice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Send us your pants
/mesmerises
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)

bou I am not

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

What's 'bou'?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

really really difficult to explain

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Is it a pout?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Search /talk for bou
Actually, here, I just did it for you.

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Bou
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I wouldn't

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

It's really rather descriptive.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*catches your drift*

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)

roota is probably bou
there, I said it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

How frigging dare you!
I should pull out your eyeballs and eat them.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

That would probably fit the mould right there.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Stop it
this is entrapment. i dunno how...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)

pfft
I'm probably going to get a message from her boyfriend asking me to 'stop talking about her'
but, what have I said? nothing.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

God
they sound delightful
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I think they're perfect for eachother, really.

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Wotcha
how is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Fuuurkin 'ell
Look who it isn't!
EDIT: And I'm alright, like. You?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I am what I am
or at least thats what my parents told me.

And they lied about Santa Claus
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Hey man, it's Zapiola!
*does a little dance*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

*wiggles in appreciation*
I am good. Covered in bruises after a rather inept (but quite attractive) nurse took 4 attempts to get blood out of me earlier. She complimented me by telling me that at least I'd be a shit heroin addict.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

A hot nurse could stick all the needles in me she wanted.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

By the
end there were two of them, holding tourniquets around my arm and getting me to pump my fist vigorously.

I have very lazy veins apparently

All is good, I are officially unemployed. And bored.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I've just realised my ideal woman is probably an acupuncture practitioner.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Same happens with me and my veins
All the nurses laugh, call me Dracula, and then send me to the local hospital instead.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Bugger it, who cares
its done now and I have delightful purpley-green brusies up my arms.

So how is dear old B3TA? Don't think I've been on for about 2 months...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

It's changed
And it's forgotten who its real friends are.

I have a bruise on my arm too. It's yellow now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Oh dear
Off Topic still the haven of politeness that it was the last time I was on?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not
Are you using sarcasm tabs?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Heh.
Possibly
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Well erm, heh
Probably.
Liven up, dole-scum.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Dole scum eh?
Sigh.

Yeah at the moment I'm dole scum. I had most of an application written out earlier then my bastarding laptop crashed and lost the whole thing.

I was so annoyed I went and ate three pepperamis.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I feel bad now
Don't eat any more pepperamis. It just isn't worth it...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah,
but where else are you going to find compressed spiced donkey genitalia at an affordable price?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Blackpool Prom

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Uhf...
doesn't bear thinking about...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

You love it

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I've been to
Blackpool.

And Skegness.

Skegness was worse. Only time in my life I've seen a man in a wheelchair beating his son with a plastic spade for burying his daughter in the sand whilst she slept.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

My friend wanted us to go to Skegness last year
I wish I HAD now!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

No
No you don't.

Trust me.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I love crapness

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

There's
Blackpool crap.

Then there's Bridlington crap.

Skegness approaches Slough Crap
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Wheelchair-bound child-beating though!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

If it makes it any better
he had a tartan blanket over his legs, a beige mackintosh on, and a hat. And he swore a lot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I love him

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Interesting....

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

How could you not???

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Man the fuck up.
Your mum, etc.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Duly noted.
Not that I rent my mothers acreage out to just anyone...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

whats crackin

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Who are you?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

He's Vipros.
He's the smug boring guitar-playing lanky beard-devil. Apparently.

Edited for smug.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Actually, here:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post510866
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I might ask you the same question

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I'm teh new boy,
so you better show me 'nuff respect!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:17, Reply)

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