bored
If you were a wine gum, which wine gum would you be? and a bit of follow through from that is it possible to have sex with a wine gum?

By god I'm bored and hate my job...
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:00, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A black one
*sniggers* You said "follow through"

And yes, probably. But polos are easier.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

.
is that speaking from experience?

please share I may be forced to take notes....for a friend
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

The hole is already pre-drilled
And perfectly accommodates my laughably small penis.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

hahaha
at least its not as small as mine...all I ever get is pity sex but I do enjoy raping gnats
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

wine gums are shit
and hence I wouldn't be one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I'd be the one with my name on
They taste the nicest too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

so your a maynard?
it sounds like duck *smirks*
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Of course not!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Tesco then
cause if its Asda we may be brothers
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I mean the actual wine/flavour
Not the brand name!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

semillion

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:19, Reply)

It's just the way I'm sat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I set them up...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

don't try and take credit for someone else's joke
you cheeky blighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

That's just silly
My parents are strange, but in those days they were more likely to name me Heineken than Semillon
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Mine
named me after a puritanical 19th century author and a louche Mongolian King of questionable sexuality.

Also if you say my name really quickly it sounds like bum sex
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

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Nope
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)