so your a maynard?
it sounds like duck *smirks*
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course not!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Tesco then
cause if its Asda we may be brothers
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I mean the actual wine/flavour
Not the brand name!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

semillion

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:19, Reply)

It's just the way I'm sat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I set them up...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

don't try and take credit for someone else's joke
you cheeky blighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

That's just silly
My parents are strange, but in those days they were more likely to name me Heineken than Semillon
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Mine
named me after a puritanical 19th century author and a louche Mongolian King of questionable sexuality.

Also if you say my name really quickly it sounds like bum sex
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

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Nope
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)