There was a film on the other night that I really enjoyed
but I can't remember what it was called, or anything about it.

What a terrible waste of a post, all it's done is highlight my alzheimers. Bugger. It was good though.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:57, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

What a terrible waste of a post, all it's done is highlight my alzheimers aspergers. Bugger. It was good though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Asbergers just makes you a bit mongy
the alzheimers makes me all forgetful and whatnot.

Who are you again?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Fucked if I know
I lost half my identity when my meat puppet was banned
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Awwww.....
Who was your meat puppet? Were you that lord fella?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

that was wormulus
wasn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

In a way
aren't we all Wormulus?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I certainly am
and so is my wife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Oh no she isn't
She's the former presenter of 'How To'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

As if I'd tell you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Why not?
I'm all lovely now, I got fixed at the doctors and I haven't been horrible for ages
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

The account's been suspended, so there's no point in revealing now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

BUT I WANT TO KNOW
it's not like you'll get in any trouble for revealing your secret identity, unless I've accidentally flirted with you at some point.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

No dice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Spoilsport
I reckon you were Kaol, he's disappeared since then. You're shagging Mellicious, admit it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

He posted this morning you fuckwit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be mean
I didn't see him post, I've been busy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)