Those of you who've seen 'Knowing' with Nic Cage will understand that it's not the best idea to watch a certain scene of it while riding the tube
as you'll spill half a bottle of coke down yourself and be subjected to sniggers and pointy finger gestures from the rest of the carriage occupants.

Those of you who haven't seen it; What film made you jump like a spasticated mong and instantly feel ashamed for doing so, because it really wasn't that scary?

Edit: In other exciting news, I have a new external hard drive with DIFFERENT COLOUR FLASHY LIGHTS. It's terribly exciting stuff!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:46, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it worth watching the film?
I heard it was a bit shit.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Oh it's very shit, lots of Nic Cage brooding and looking sad
but the explosion bits are worth watching. I expect someone on youtube has edited all the good bits together.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Next is the best Nicholas Cage film ever
he can see into the future and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

there's not a lot of competition though is there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Con Air,
The Rock
Face Off
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

3 films is not a lot of competition
and they'd all be much better with someone else in the role.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Oh and I suppose YOUR films are SO much better, eh Vipros?
Go on, show us how great an actor you are, post that video of you in the chemise doing the Tango with Fred Dineage, I want to see it again.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I told you
it was a one time thing. Never to be seen again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Show the internet, Vipros
show us all what a depraved, vile little human being you really are
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

it already knows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

"it"?
Has the internet become a sentient being all of its own?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Have you learned nothing
from every science fiction movie for the last 10 years?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

WILD AT FUCKING HEART!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

this ^

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I Am bloody Legend
I feel ashamed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Really? What bit?
I felt a bit sad when the doggy got it, but I like fluffy German Shephards.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Oh it was where one of the infected things jumped out of a dark space
I loved that dog. I wish they hadn't put it in the film. I knew what was coming. With its lovely, honest, noble face...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Makes notes for future reference

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

You're a fucker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Cheers, I'll be here for the next half an hour

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Go and circumcise some gnats
And stop freaking me out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Fuck off, day off and I have procrastination time
Don't go watching [REC]. Only film to freak me out in a long long time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Shut up and kiss me
You know I'll have to watch it now. And freak myself out, and sleep in the spare room because I'm all disorientated.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

But I was being friendly and giving you honest friendly advice
I don't want you to be a sobbing wreck who sits in a corner rocking backwards and forwards because you can't get the images out of your head. Oh no no!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Like when I saw that photo of Ted Bundy's corpse in a Sunday paper
I couldn't walk up the stairs to bed without talking or singing for months after that. I wanted Ted's corpse to know that I had a family downstairs who would protect me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Umm...yeah just like that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Phew
Cheers. Don't want to go through that again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I've just finished the book of that.
If they had made a film of the book instead of going "Interesting idea, but what if we ruin it?" then it could have been very, very good.

Instead it's just a bit meh.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Watched Copycat for the first time in years the other night
I jumped and shat myself like a jumpy shitting thing on jumping shitting day in Dubai
(progressing_rake is touching himself appropriately, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

How much was your external HDD?
and how big is it?
I need one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

It's 400gb and it was free because I have awesome friends
It even came pre loaded with porn!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Damn my shitty friends.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I'll give you a sock and a Toffee Crisp* if you'll be my friend.
Toffee Crisp may already be in sock**

**may not be real Toffee Crisp
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I can recommend the Western Digital Passport ones
I've been using them for quite a while and find them very reliable. Also, they are black, with blue lights
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

There was a film on the other night that I really enjoyed
but I can't remember what it was called, or anything about it.

What a terrible waste of a post, all it's done is highlight my alzheimers. Bugger. It was good though.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

What a terrible waste of a post, all it's done is highlight my alzheimers aspergers. Bugger. It was good though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Asbergers just makes you a bit mongy
the alzheimers makes me all forgetful and whatnot.

Who are you again?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Fucked if I know
I lost half my identity when my meat puppet was banned
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Awwww.....
Who was your meat puppet? Were you that lord fella?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

that was wormulus
wasn't it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

In a way
aren't we all Wormulus?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I certainly am
and so is my wife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Oh no she isn't
She's the former presenter of 'How To'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

As if I'd tell you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Why not?
I'm all lovely now, I got fixed at the doctors and I haven't been horrible for ages
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

The account's been suspended, so there's no point in revealing now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

BUT I WANT TO KNOW
it's not like you'll get in any trouble for revealing your secret identity, unless I've accidentally flirted with you at some point.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

No dice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Spoilsport
I reckon you were Kaol, he's disappeared since then. You're shagging Mellicious, admit it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

He posted this morning you fuckwit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be mean
I didn't see him post, I've been busy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

jurassic park
when she feels a hand on her shoulder and turns round to find it is just that, a hand, no human attached - that always makes me near shit myself.

I don't really watch scary films any more though (although maybe I should watch some and scare the baby out?)

(hard drive sounds v. exciting! anything with different colour flashy lights is fairly exciting though!)
( ascorbate, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I still find Jurassic park impressive 15 years on because it was so groundbreaking. The sequels don't hold up at all.
If I could be arsed, I'd get my old barely used router working again as that has LOADS of flashy lights on it. I could be like Gonz and have a mini rave in my bedroom /ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

You know TEXTAREAs don't have autocomplete, right?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Don't do it, Noel
She'll fucking have you for breakfast, she's not a woman worth crossing, mark my words.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

It's ok.
I'll just piss my trousers and slink away like usual.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Can I have them when you're finished?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

You know basic grammar and punctuation right?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm sure he knows of them
Are they the really chavvy girls who hang about down the Duke's Head?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Break time's over now
Bye bye Bertie
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Bertie, boo
bertie-bye-bye
bye-bye bertie,
Bertie, boo...

Cheerio, you big mentalist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)