jurassic park
when she feels a hand on her shoulder and turns round to find it is just that, a hand, no human attached - that always makes me near shit myself.

I don't really watch scary films any more though (although maybe I should watch some and scare the baby out?)

(hard drive sounds v. exciting! anything with different colour flashy lights is fairly exciting though!)
( ascorbate, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I still find Jurassic park impressive 15 years on because it was so groundbreaking. The sequels don't hold up at all.
If I could be arsed, I'd get my old barely used router working again as that has LOADS of flashy lights on it. I could be like Gonz and have a mini rave in my bedroom /ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

You know TEXTAREAs don't have autocomplete, right?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Don't do it, Noel
She'll fucking have you for breakfast, she's not a woman worth crossing, mark my words.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

It's ok.
I'll just piss my trousers and slink away like usual.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Can I have them when you're finished?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

You know basic grammar and punctuation right?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm sure he knows of them
Are they the really chavvy girls who hang about down the Duke's Head?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Break time's over now
Bye bye Bertie
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Bertie, boo
bertie-bye-bye
bye-bye bertie,
Bertie, boo...

Cheerio, you big mentalist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)