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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the only reasons I can think of why I might want to have kids are completely selfish ones.
1. to look after me when I'm old
2. related to 1. so I don't get too lonely when I'm old and everyone is dying
what I find particularly annoying is that most people tell me I'd be a good dad. This proves that they don't actually know me at all. You would be hard pressed to find someone more impatient and less tolerant of mess of the kind produced by a baby.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the thing. Only you know if its going to be right for you, sod what anyone else thinks, they're all titheads anyways!
Plus once you're really old your kids would just stop you doing fun things like wandering around throwing jam at people and hitting everyone with sticks, they'll put you in a home!!
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

and I shall use that as a defence. "What do you know, you're a tithead. What's more, someone on the internet called Flim-flam agrees!"
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

and if they still disagree, let me know, I'll THWAK them with a frying pan! :D
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)
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