Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,
stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer!!

And a xmas one:

We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, bibbing his hooter,
Smoking an old cigar!

edit: and:

Up on the school roof, all covered in sand,
I shot my poor teacher, with a green laggy band,
I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride.
I could not have missed her, she was 40foot wide.

I went to her funeral, I went to her grave,
I did not throw flowers, I through hand grenades.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 18:21, Reply)