A cardboard banjo sounds like fun!
And I'm a bit old-school when it comes to the minge-fringe. I don't mind a bit of undergrowth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Our best tramp is famous.
He has a cardboard guitar. Sometimes a local company will cut him out a plastic or metal one but he goes back to the cardboard cut-out every time. He says "plink-a-plink" as he strums. He's called Jackie but everyone calls him Jacko. He's our best tramp. Ha! Noel likes a nice Judith!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:30, Reply)

I'm afraid to ask this
but what's a Judith?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Have you seen The Life of Brian?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Not for many years.
But I sorta kinda think I know where this is going.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Yup. Remember Judith, his girlfriend?
BIG bush.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Yup.
I also remember she was totally cute. I think porn has ruined shaven havens for me. I mean, to have some, then whip it off, that's a treat. To be hair-free all the time? That's when it becomes normal and boring.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)