I ahve just naired
myself.. it smells like a perm... and stings.... anyone else puttingn chemicals into the atmosphere?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 1:55, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did at affect your brain?
Because I'll be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 6:58, Reply)

You're making me laugh this week!
Anyway, you know full well what she's on about. And it DOES smell like perm lotion, which is worrying for people who have perms. Ha! 'perms' comes up as 'pesos' on predictive text.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:00, Reply)

Oh right, Nair.
I'm king of the mongs today.

Edit: you can use it on your face?! And all this time I've been wasting literally minutes not bothering to shave!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:05, Reply)

Not NAIRN!
Nair. N A I R.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:09, Reply)

What?
Did it affect your brain?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:10, Reply)

Haha oh I can't take it
Please fuck off. Next door can hear me laughing! Anyway, it won't work on stubble or coarse beard hair. There is an extra strong version, but I think it would more likely make you look like Simon Weston than give you a close shave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:14, Reply)

That's a look I'd rather avoid
I'll just continue to be fuzzy and appear slightly lazy to others.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:17, Reply)

It's a shame we're not allowed such a slovenly approach to our ladygardens
Tramp. Go and terrorise a bus stop with a cardboard banjo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:20, Reply)

A cardboard banjo sounds like fun!
And I'm a bit old-school when it comes to the minge-fringe. I don't mind a bit of undergrowth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Our best tramp is famous.
He has a cardboard guitar. Sometimes a local company will cut him out a plastic or metal one but he goes back to the cardboard cut-out every time. He says "plink-a-plink" as he strums. He's called Jackie but everyone calls him Jacko. He's our best tramp. Ha! Noel likes a nice Judith!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:30, Reply)

I'm afraid to ask this
but what's a Judith?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Have you seen The Life of Brian?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Not for many years.
But I sorta kinda think I know where this is going.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Yup. Remember Judith, his girlfriend?
BIG bush.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Yup.
I also remember she was totally cute. I think porn has ruined shaven havens for me. I mean, to have some, then whip it off, that's a treat. To be hair-free all the time? That's when it becomes normal and boring.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)