I don't really deserve a place.
I have a voice that's part Brookside, part yodeller. When I'm not talking, whistling, singing or doing accents, I'm snoring or farting. Or both. I'm inane. I ask too many questions. I swear too much. I demand takeys and piggybacks when I'm drunk. I'm like sherbet - you'll think I'm great and fizzy, but then you'll start to feel ill. However, I am good at refreshments and blowjobs (on regular-sized ones) I do as I'm told and I'm proper dead lovely. Hmmm, I might join Match.com with that. Sounds great. It won't get me on the rocket though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:13, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Depending on who's flying the rocket
the blowjobs thing might just do it...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:15, Reply)

Why does it matter who's flying it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:30, Reply)

If the pilot's a woman
or gay man, it might be less of an attractive quality!

Assuming the pilot's the one who decides who's coming on his/her rocket, that is.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:37, Reply)

I don't think the pilot would be the one deciding.
It would either be the government, or some committee, or maybe even the crackpot millionaire who funded the rocket.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:43, Reply)

The crackpot millionaire
might be driving.

Would it be worth giving Richard Branson a blowjob though?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Maybe if he kept his pubes in better trim than his face.
Although to be honest, I'd drink Ribena from the Queen Mother's rotting furry cup for the chance to go into space.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah, but
Ribena's quite nice. Now if you'd said root beer, then I'd take you seriously!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah.
Death or Branson's cock... Yeah. It'd be over quickly. Mind you, so would the Apocalypse....
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)