^this
also, I can bite my missus the same way, in the same place on two different occasions and have completely different reactions, and there is no way of knowing what the reaction will be in advance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This^
is relevant to most things when talking about women.

"but you liked it yesterday"

"RAAAAGGGHH AKAKAKAKA!"

"AiiiiEEEEEE"
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

too true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

They're a bunch of sexy mentalists
and if it wasn't for their self-lubricating orifices, I'd be a hermit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You're not doing it hard enough

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

when the reaction is sometimes
"AAAAAAAAAARGGGH" then I think I am doing it hard enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

"AAAAAARGH"
often becomes "mmmm" if you persist.
*may result in her dunping you. I take no responsibility.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

pretty sure that wouldn't be the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

then you slap her for good measure, right?
let her know whos boss?

this is only acceptable in the bedroom, btw.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Christ
no wonder I got thrown out of Yates's
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Actually I think it's acceptable anywhere
kitchen, bathroom, stairs, front yard

phwooar
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I hope all of those locations are euphemisms
for parts of your body
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

She didn't mention
vegetable patch
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Is that what she calls the special place she lets the Sunshine Club take turns with?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

sometimes
other times it's the 'secret bunker'
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

we'll have less naming of my orifices now, ta

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

shut your cakehole

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

terrible ♥♥♥^{♥♥♥_♥♥}
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

you love it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)