I've always said to start beating you children at a very young age to prevent later behavior problems...

Now you just have to get the kid out of your body so you can give him a good tellig off.

You poor dear. Perhaps the only reason I got rushed into a room to sit through a very long labor while on the extra-fabo epidural is because I showed up to the hospital in a prison guard uniform with military-grade mace. I vote take a weapon with you the next time you give the hospital a go.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's my plan
for our next trip to the hosp. weapons.
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It works in Texas
I don't see why it shouldn't work over there.

Granted, over there, the nurses don't shoot back.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

They don't,
but they will leave you on a trolley in a corridor until you die.
YOU TOO CAN HAVE THE NHS IN THE USA.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)