8 million miles per hour
in my Honda Accord.


I cracked it so no-one else had to.

I know absolutely nothing about cars but my friend has a Skyline (???) and accelerating up a London street made me feel extremely sick it was so pokey. Fascinating, I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:16, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I don't get all this Honda Accord business
what are its origins?

EDIT I've been searching the QOTW archive, and after reading a few Honda Accord 'jokes' I got so bored I've just eaten my own leg
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Hereya.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Sexy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

the original post was deleted
because the guy was a dick.

it was on the bullies question I think, some guy saw a bully from school who was now a smackhead. drove into him in his Honda Accord, and pinned him to a wall, then chucked him over the wall.

now the Honda Accord is the international vehicle of justice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

A bit of a DELAY there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

yeah, but look when my post was
I'm 1337, whereas you are merely average
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Sounds hilarious

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

if you'd have read it
it truly was. The bloke was an epic helmet and the mixture of self-aggrandisement and outright lying made for extremely entertaining reading.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I've missed out
shame :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I think there was a reference
to having become a black belt in some martial art or other also thrown in for good measure, but I may have imagined it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)