But I ate them
I need one pure sample, I can send it off to the lab where they'll work on it, tweak a couple of things, change a chromosome here and there, and eventually we'll be left with a sexy clone called Noelette
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll take one of those

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Gis a sample of his DNA, then

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'll see what I can get from the stuff he sent me
there's bound to be DNA on one of the items
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Yep, but bear in mind that he doesn't 'lick' the envelopes with his tongue

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

At least half the plectrums have been up my arse.
Phew, man, that was some night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Were you trying to strum your G string?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Comedy gold right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

good job I gave most of them to my mate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)