One was 21, but seemed physically pre-pubescent
which was absolutely horrifying, and the other was 38 and wouldn't let me go down on her. So she probably was smelly, I just never got to find out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You don't even need to visit downstairs
It's obvious from further away!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

That's nasty
why would you sleep with somebody if you could smell Skips Prawn Cocktail crisps from a mile off?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Indeed
And this is one reason that I have moved on.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

It took me ages to get over the 38 year old
I was pathetic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

there we go
I knew there would be solid reasons for both not conforming to the norm.

it's true and the saying needs to be spread about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

The ginger gene is clearly related to some severe mutations

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

we all knew that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)